hagmus 

a weeklong celebration in the thrid week of april that celebrates the Haggis, one of the most bloody awful foods ever invented. It is sort of a Festivus/Christmas crossover. It's fun, and provides an entire week every year of inside jokes.

Why hello Emily- happy hagmus!

hagmus by klar dill October 20, 2006

HagMuncher

A person in which commonly does stupid things, doesn't think about what he/her is doing until it is too late, but people get amusement from what a HagMuncher does and the HagMuncher turns out to be the Biggest Legend.

Life Goes on, HagMuncher

HagMuncher by Matthew-Byron Stanley December 7, 2010

Harmustland 

The legendary country Harmustland, created by the one and only, Harusty of the Royal Council. The country is really small, but has well developed economically.

Official language: a heavy amount of typos
Flag: so bad thats it’s really good

“I’m a proud citizen of harmustland”
“All hail harmustland”

Harmustland by thymother69 March 11, 2023

hamusta

Japanese for hamster

I know how to say hamster in japanese!
No way...
yes huh, you say "hamusta"!
lololololololololol.

hamusta by KawaiiAnime November 8, 2003

Pussy Hagus 

After you cum into a girl's vagina, she squeezes out air. The resulting sound is that of bagpipes.

After we had sex, Heather sang me a pussy hagus.

Pussy Hagus by Marquis70 April 2, 2008

Hamusing

Hamusing is something that is both funny (ha) and makes you think (muse).

Steve is such a douche, but his comments are somehow deep and funny at the same time. They’re very Hamusing and it makes me want to have his babies.

Hamusing by Wynnedalf October 9, 2019

haggus 

1. A scottish traditional food

"I like haggus" - goldie

haggus by krizit November 11, 2005