A fatty, cuck husband, and son of Grimace. A Michigan superfan. A goddamn waste of space who fears me. Always trying to be fatter than yesterday and dodging flying prison poo. -McD

My Hagerlife is miserable, I have no friends and hide insults on the Internet about real men like a scared prag.

Hagerlife by Brenda Hagerman August 20, 2023

Hadley Jr High

A middle school located in Glen Ellyn, Illinois. It is home to the stupidest people you'll ever dream of meeting. young teen boys that play 20 different sports at the same time that think they're "pro athletes" while also jumping on bandwagons faster than usain bolt running a 100m. 13 year old girls that dress like white suburban moms with leggings, dyed hair, and Starbucks Frappuccino's they buy with their parents money. And the teachers that always get pissed at the students no matter what they say or do. Think of this place as The Arkham Asylum of middle schools.

Person 1: look, it's a kid from Hadley jr High.

Person 2: how do you know they're from Hadley?
Person 1: come on, the kids wearing white Nike sneakers, a Supreme t-shirt, and skinny jeans. Where else would they come from?

Hadley Jr High by Kaosmaker October 30, 2018

Hadley Claire

the most amazing, talented, fabulous girl, who is kind to everyone, sweet, and has an angelic face. she writes songs and is absolutely amazing at it. her songs are true and meaningful. she has a song on Spotify called "Moneys Tight Right Now" that is fabulous. she is a genuine soul who I hope is reading this.

"Hadley Claire is my idol."

Hadley Claire by Brooklynnnycol February 3, 2020

HAGL

HAGL is an acronym for Have A Good Life. HAGL is similar to the HAGS, but it's a lot more harsh. A great use of HAGL is when writing in someone's yearbook who you don't plan on seeing over the upcoming summer, or ever again for that matter. It can be harsh at times, but it gets right to the point.

Nick: Hey man I'm really glad school is over, we should definitely hang out this summer!

Ben: Yeah maybe not... HAGL.

HAGL by simonsezz58 June 9, 2010

Hadley Jr High

A middle school located in Glen Ellyn Illinois, home of the stuck up tweens and sixth graders who go downtown even in -80 degree weather. Where boys try hard in gym glass and girls wear skinny jeans under their gym shorts. Where the girls invest their parents money for expensive Vera Beadley lanyards to hold their ID's. Also where girls get dress coded for revealing their shoulder, or wearing skirts/shorts/skorts/dresses that rise above the knee. Where relationships last a mere silent two days reaching the point of "I love you". Basically just a hell hole/jail representing the colors black and red with a Wildcat.

Jamie- look at those girls with their UGGs, iPhones, and Frapuccino's. They must go to Hadley Jr High

Hadley Jr High by Laurencarrot August 18, 2016

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.

Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026

Word of the Day on September 25, 2026

crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

Word of the Day on September 24, 2026

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026