hagfish

Jawless sucking bottom feeder eats from inside ( japan fish )
Long beach hagfish ho 60 inch long skuttered on udd around wall she had ugly stick whauuup me.
I hang loose to redondo beach jump on waves. Mexicans don't eat hagfish....
by itichie_nocanpo July 05, 2006
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Hagfishing

When someone creates a fake profile on a dating site that is deliberately repulsive and offensive for the purpose of demonstrating that people are awful and no bar is too low.
Sally was hagfishing on Match.com as a Neo-nazi single mother with eight kids and a meth addiction. She got 127 messages in 24 hours!
by SlimeEelResearcher February 05, 2019
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Hagfish

Cindy is a hagfish.
by Hagfish August 23, 2003
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Hagfish

1. A jawless, slimy, bottom-dwelling fish that preys on dead animals by burrowing inside of them and eating out their insides.

2. A jawless, slimy-looking cock that eats women from the inside out.
1. Whoa, dude, i was just watching the discovery channel episode on hagfish. Those things are fucking creepy, man!

2. Jonny just ate Mary out with his hagfish again.
by Birdmaster300 May 06, 2009
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hagfish dick

When a person sucks your penis for ages and it gets covered in lots of spit and dribble like a slimy hagfish
She sucked my dick for so long I got hagfish dick, I could slip it straight in her ass now
by Bigfatbozwithbigfatballbag October 28, 2018
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scandinavian hagfish

A mother in-law that is scandinavian. ( from Sweden, Finland , Iceland, Denmark and Norway
Man my mother in-law is a Scandinavian hagfish
by Anime280 February 22, 2017
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Hagfish

Description Hagfish, of the class Myxini, are eel-shaped, slime-producing marine fish. They are the only known living animals that have a skull but no vertebral column, although hagfish do have rudimentary vertebrae and also Kansas
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