habergash

Similar to the vayanya, nature's pocket. A habergash is a ladies purse between her thighs.

Luce has a pretty habergash, have you seen it?

by isee3 September 23, 2015

haberdasher

1. a dealer in notions (mostly British)
2. a dealer in men's clothing and accessories (espeacially hats)

Kramer: Our eyes met across the crowded hat store. I, a customer, and she a coquettish haberdasher. Oh, I pursued and she withdrew, then she pursued and I withdrew, and so we danced. I burned for her, much like the burning during urination that I would experience soon afterwards...

by Timato Five April 3, 2005

Habberdashery

Bullshit that you cannot explain.

Tom Cruise: Hi there, can I interest you in the Church of Rocket Ships.
Jesus: Jeez man, get out of here with this Habberdashery.

by ecssgod42069 March 26, 2020

haberdasher

1. A dealer in small wares, as tapes, pins, needles, and thread; also, a hatter.

2. A dealer in drapery goods of various descriptions, as laces, silks, trimmings, etc.
(primarily british)

"The haberdasher heapeth wealth by hats."
Customer: "hello guvn'r. I needs a cap"
Haberdasher: "good day sir. Might i intrest u in this fine 8/4" lambskin cap?"
Customer: "Blimey, 'tis a fine hat. I shall purchasae it. How much, whot whot?

by faggo delux February 19, 2005

rectal haberdashery

Complex term used to describe an asshat, typically so the asshat standing in front of you doesn't understand what you said.

You: Hey, look at that fine example of rectal haberdashery holding up the line.
Asshat: Rectal what? Was that a compliment?

by rm_you November 3, 2005

habberdashery

men's clothing store

I needed a new tie, so I went to a habberdashery and spoke to the habberdasher. Meanwhile, my wife needed a new hat, so she went to the milinery.

by Figleaf23 June 2, 2007

Habersham

Habersham is a county located in the northeastern part of the state of Georgia. Habersham's biggest exports are racism, depression, football loses, and meth heads. The 'Sham' has many exciting things to be found, especially if you like goddamn trees and shanky redneck whores. The biggest tourist attraction is the Walmart Supercenter perfect for those fancy date nights with your sweetheart! The dress code is wife beaters and boots, no pants. Come explore! Unless you're gay, Hispanic, black, bi, handicap, Jewish, Muslim, or voted for Obama in the last election.

I'd rather be scrubbing the shitter at any truck stop gas station with my tongue then live in Habersham.

by sladyconesmom December 11, 2014