habausage 

The update to the turducken, created by the madman of the mythical kitchen. The frankensteined creation of ham, bacon and sausage.

Guy 1: "Hey dude, I made Habausage for christmas. You want some?"
Guy 2: "You made a what?"

habausage by moodguy December 22, 2022

Hausage 

The mystery meat used by many pizza chains that is so ambiguous that it’s unclear whether it’s supposed to be sausage or hamburger. It is particularly troublesome on unmarked pizza buffets. Referred to on the menu as “pork”. See also “Samburger”.

Customer at the buffet: Is this hamburger or sausage?
Employee: Ummm, hausage? Maybe samburger, I dunno.

Hausage by confuzed October 25, 2007