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I met this guy named "gwerf" and he was pretty cool
Gwerf by Gavin- October 15, 2021
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gerfunkenrub 

A substitute word for any sexual reference. Refers to nothing specifically but sounds extremely dirty.

Ger-funk-in-rub
John got his gerfunkenrub juice all over my shoes.

I just went to see him gerfunkenrub his gherkin.
gerfunkenrub by JocelynAlyssa October 6, 2007
Related Words
Gwerf Gerf gerfunkenrub gwarf Gweef Gerff Gerfunkle Glerf Gnerf Gwerb

gerfunkenrub 

In the future, this word shall be often heard in Safeway stores. It's a polite word to mask a perverted act.
I can just tell by that woman's face that she hasn't been gerfunkenrubbed in a long time.
gerfunkenrub by QWERTUIOP March 2, 2008

Gerf-nugget 

"Gerf-nugget! The camera's broken!"
"Gerf-nugget! I don't want to go to school tomorrow!"
Gerf-nugget by Lauren Adele March 27, 2010

jemma gwerder 

A Jemma Gwerder is a type of short person, who doesn’t hit puberty until the age of 18, or doesn’t grow over 5’1. They are a type of person who would be a year 11 yet still look like a year 9.
“I’m 17, and I still haven’t hit puberty, I must be a Jemma Gwerder”
jemma gwerder by Indy Wilson April 24, 2019

Gerflekteflugen 

A form of farewell; literally means goodbye.

Used primarily online.
Talk to you soon, gerflekteflugen!
Gerflekteflugen by Jax October 28, 2004

gerfwanker 

Someone who is being an ass, but being funny at the same time. Friends use it in their own cliques or groups.
Faber, quit being a gerfwanker.
gerfwanker by Wulfy April 7, 2007
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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