guzzletoff 

Prounounced: al-coh-hall-ick
An obnoxious drunk that refuses to brush it's teeth or shave it's neckbeard. Most commonly found living in a van down by the river extremly intoxicated and reminiscing about the time they had sexual relations with a mediocre looking woman.

Similar to: pulling a guzzletoff
defined: when a friend is in dire need of a ride so the guzzletoff offers to pick them up but then shows up completely shit wasted and unable to drive.

Damn it eli why did you text him?! You know he turns into a complete guzzletoff after one lime-a-rita.

guzzletoff by dr.boxmunch_PHD May 7, 2015

muzzletoff

i.e. mazel tov, lit. meaning "good fortune" in Hebrew and Yiddish. Jewish people use this expression to congratulate each other when something good happens, meaning something like good for you, well done, or congratulations.

A: I just passed my driving test.
B: Muzzletoff!

muzzletoff by semicolumn January 26, 2009

Nuzzletoff 

A word that can be exclaimed when you are having or after having a moment of cuddling or nuzzling with a significant other.

Also good for explaining what you did the night before or congratulating two people on their PDA.

Originations stem from the word mazeltov, the Jewish exclamation of excitement or congratulations.

Sometimes used to brush past a friend who is requesting a detailed description of "what did you guys do last night?"

Jon: "Hey Ben, what were you and Alicia up to last night, wink wink."
Ben: "haha... Nuzzletoff!"
Jon: "Niiice."

or

*Becky and Mark hug for a long time*
James (in passing) "Nuzzletoff!!"

Nuzzletoff by Marilyn Beale October 8, 2009

Guzzledorf

Penis balls

Please suck my guzzledorf

Guzzledorf by ppinmybuttwhole December 9, 2021