Prounounced: al-coh-hall-ick
An obnoxious drunk that refuses to brush it's teeth or shave it's neckbeard. Most commonly found living in a van down by the river extremly intoxicated and reminiscing about the time they had sexual relations with a mediocre looking woman.
Similar to: pulling a guzzletoff
defined: when a friend is in dire need of a ride so the guzzletoff offers to pick them up but then shows up completely shit wasted and unable to drive.
An obnoxious drunk that refuses to brush it's teeth or shave it's neckbeard. Most commonly found living in a van down by the river extremly intoxicated and reminiscing about the time they had sexual relations with a mediocre looking woman.
Similar to: pulling a guzzletoff
defined: when a friend is in dire need of a ride so the guzzletoff offers to pick them up but then shows up completely shit wasted and unable to drive.
Damn it eli why did you text him?! You know he turns into a complete guzzletoff after one lime-a-rita.
by dr.boxmunch_PHD May 06, 2015