Prounounced: al-coh-hall-ick
An obnoxious drunk that refuses to brush it's teeth or shave it's neckbeard. Most commonly found living in a van down by the river extremly
intoxicated and
reminiscing about the time they had
sexual relations with a mediocre looking woman.
Similar to: pulling a guzzletoff
defined: when a friend is in dire need of a ride so the guzzletoff offers to pick them up but then shows up completely shit wasted and unable to drive.