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Guy Like 

Pronounced "Gee like". This is a disturbing yet memorable quote from Guy LeDouche on MXC. Your name doesn't have to be Guy to say it, but it's funniest when said as GUY LIKE! instead of FRED LIKE! etc. In writing, a proper following statement to GUY LIKE! is AHAHAHAHAAA!!!!. Which is Guy's perverted laugh. The proper uses are :
1) After an idea, statement, or action you like has been proposed or said.
2) In a romantic situation, it can be considered playful.
3) When that skanky ugly bitch with the mole at the tavern is hitting on you again. Should be shouted as loud as possible with the word "not" inserted.
1) Dude 1: "Hey, let's go buy some cheap beer and some porn."
Dude 2: "GUY LIKE!"
2) Chick: "Hey, wanna have some fun big boy?"
Dude: "GUY LIKE!"
3) Skanky ugly bitch: "Hi Jim. You're a sexy beast! Wanna have a little fun tonight with just you, me, the mayor, Jerry, Bill, Hairy Sacks, Hugh G. Rection, The president, Warren Zevon, ZZ top, the Pope, the entire population of Denver Colorado and Donny Baker?"
Dude: "GUY NO LIKE!"
Guy Like by Jim E. Junk April 16, 2006
Words you can keep

a guy like you 

A guy like you is a korean manga that fucks you up un a lot of ways and then ends with a fucking cliffhanger
I’m still mad because a guy like you ended in a cliffhanger
a guy like you by Mr. Doctor man November 13, 2017

how to get a guy to like you 

Yea, if you're on here, sorry, but I can't come over to give you a full makeover. This dumbass typing is the best it'll get. Anyway, it depends. Which girl are you?:

"I talk to him (well, I try) but he answers quietly with almost no words..."
If you're THIS girl, chances are, he already likes someone else. BUT NOT ALL HOPE IS LOST. There's no ring on that stubby finger!! If he is showing signs of not wanting to talk to you, definitely don't start a convo. You mustttttt wear your hottest fit and DO NOT talk or look at him, even if he's looking at you.

"We're besties but he likes this rlly pretty girl and idk how to tell him that I like him..."
If you're this girl-sorry boo. Find someone else. :/. lmaooo jkjk. Sorta... So if he actually likes you, definately flirt a little. Like ask him if he likes your fit and talk to him about things that might turn him on... Like talk about how your mini skirt is riding up or fix your bra or whatever lmao. Just make sure you do that before you tell him.

"I dont even think he knows my name"

If your THIS GIRL. Bitchhhh I feeeeel. I understand the daily pain! There's this guy who is friggin hotter than an egg on a sidewalk in 110 degree weather. He's sooo ohmggg....Anyways. We're here to talk about you not me pffft. (His name is Keagan and he plays b-ball and he has curly brown hair with tan skin and he keeps deleting his dumbass pics on insta so I can't even see his fuckin post of those rock hard abs anymoreeee).
(bestie) "omg is that Keagan?!?!"

(Nora (me)) "back off bitch uhm heard of the girl code??? He's mine"
(bestie) "I might have to jump of the girl code train and hop on the Keagan train."
-how to get a guy to like you-

Yo are you like someone like that guy thats like among us thats like uh that fortnite guy from someone i forgor like roblox or something? 

Yo are you like someone like that guy thats like among us thats like uh that fortnite guy from someone i forgor like roblox or something?
Yo are you like someone like that guy thats like among us thats like uh that fortnite guy from someone i forgor like roblox or something? oh wait i forgor

This guy's built like a fucking fridge 

A person who has a strong built appearance, who is able to wheel the nines and tens without much difficulty along with the occasional 8.
goddamn, This guy's built like a fucking fridge we've only been at this party for like 30 minutes now.

dating like a guy 

not looking for a relationship, just a good time. just wanting to have fun and not be tied down to any one.
the song like a guy helps explain it a little bit.
"im gonna start dating like a guy"

why guh?

"because im just wanna have a good time"

Like that guy

When you are talking to someone and they say something COMPLETELY random. you point ramdomly in any direction and say, "ur stupid,like that guy (points)"
Tim:Hey Fred
Fred:BLERARGGG
Tim:ur such a dumbass, ur like that guy!
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green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

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Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
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B)
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A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
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Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
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They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
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