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When guys get emotional but (being guys) wish to restrain it therefore instead of bawling with tears and whatnot, their throats get tight and they start blinking a lot.
"I just finished Baten Kaitos Origins last night, man that cut-scene during the secret final boss made me guy cry."

"I always guy cry at the end of 'It's a Wonderful Life.'"
Guy Cry by Timothy of Washington December 10, 2009
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Where two men are so close with eachr that they could cry with eachh other and it's not weird. Their isn't really crying involved, but two men go and talk about their emotions without it being weird.
Dude, my girl just dumped me, we need a guy cry.

I'm so confusted, we need a guy cry.
Guy Cry by aloneguitarist October 3, 2009

guy cry movie 

A movie that guys cry when they watch it.
Brians Song is the greatest Guy Cry movie of all time.

guy cry movie 

A movie that guys cry when they watch it.
Brians Song is the greatest Guy Cry movie of all time.

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Spidey sense for evading poop on the street, canine or otherwise.
When walking in NYC or LA, you need shitdar.
Shitdar by Sickomonster June 3, 2026
Word of the Day on June 6, 2026

Shackteâu

A Shackteau is a humble, weather-beaten, structurally questionable shelter located in a spectacular or highly coveted place—Wales, Jackson Hole, Sun Valley, Crested Butte, coastal Maine, the Alps—where the building itself may be worth almost nothing, but the dirt, view, access, and mythology make it absurdly valuable.
In use:
Shackteâu - We thought it was an abandoned shed until the realtor called it a rare alpine Shackteâu with unobstructed views and listed it for $2 million.
Shackteâu by ez-dog June 4, 2026
Word of the Day on June 5, 2026