(n): A Person who spends more time at your place than at their own place. Not necessarily unwelcome, this person can be a good friend. But when asked where they came from they will generally answer, "They found me lying face-down in the gutter."
Nate: Hey dude, welcome to my new place.
Jourdan: Nice. Who's that guy?
Nate: Oh this is Spencer.
Spencer: Hey!
Jourdan: Dude where you living at?
Spencer: They found me lyingface-down in the gutter.
Nate: Yeah, He's our Gutterbitch
slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable
A:*gah*
B: "Whats the matter"
A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
B: Stupid thing's, as if there lights weren't blinding enough as it is.
Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.
Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.
Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.