When one goes to wipe their ass and they accidentally get some poop on their hand instead of the toilet
paper. Typically happens when there is a shortage of toilet
paper or after a spray
deuce attack when there is poop on the butt cheeks.
The last time little Johnny tried to wipe with one
square he threw a Gutter
Ball and now he needs to see a psychologist every
Tuesday at 2:15pm instead of going to Arts & Crafts with the rest of his peers.