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gusset typist 

A woman who masturbates. Also gusset pianist. As in “I’ve heard she plays the gusset piano”.
gusset typist by cracky March 1, 2003
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Gusset typist 

Female form of masturbation...think about it.
The only way she could reach orgasm was to be a Gusset typist.
Gusset typist by Babsy4220 June 23, 2009

Gusset Tuffet

A small, round ball of feces resident in the gusset of one's underwear. Unlike a traditional butt nugget, the Gusset Tuffet works itself free from the recess of one's ass crack but goes unnoticed until the undergarment is removed. Gusset Tuffets are long suspected of being the primary source of skid marks.
Roger took a nasty dump at the office. He thought he wiped clean but realized later he had been walking around with gusset Tuffets all day.

filthy gusset 

It was horrible, I've shed a stone since I took her knickers off and saw her filthy gusset, it was every kind of rank possible, i got a S.T.I just looking at it
filthy gusset by mitch00uk March 29, 2015

gussied up 

Something gussied up has been made more attractive, but in a showy or gimmicky way, so it’s often not intended to be a compliment. It can also refer to dressing in one’s finery for some special occasion, when it is intended to be taken more straightforwardly. It is usually considered to be an American expression, dating from the late 1930s or thereabouts.
"I have a hot date tonight, time take a shower and get myself all gussied up."
gussied up by DesperadoXD April 8, 2005
Nickname for someone who's very attractive and fun to hang around.
Alissa's boyfriend is such a gusse. <3
Gusse by LisaKnowsSlangWords December 21, 2018