gurutic

When counsel is given that is so wise, it seems as though it was given by a guru.

David: Be the change you want to see in the world.
Mike: Man, that was so deep, it was gurutic.

by redwing1000 November 22, 2010

gututicksta

typically a short samoan who is too big to fit in through doors. he barely fits sideways. A gututicksta is famous for saying, "thats prick."

"Ho, that guy is huge! he cant even fit through that door over there." "Wow you're right! He must be a gututicksta!"

by [krown20] May 21, 2010

gurticus

the full legal name of gurt.

"yo gurt!"
"bro, i'm done with this nickname bullshit, I totally go by gurticus now."

by wzrd101 May 24, 2025