gurtz

Extremely thirsty

“Oh look my lads thirsty gurtz “

by Gurtzbpy April 23, 2022

Gertz

gərts
(verb)

To stealthily pick up the tab in a social situation before others are aware or have a chance to ask for the tab themselves.

I was gertzed at Waffle House by my girlfriend when I went to the restroom; I wish I had known so I could have treated myself to extra bacon with breakfast. #sugarmama

Bill and Christie arrived at dinner before the rest of the family and gave the waitress their credit card so they could gertz the rest of the family at the end of the meal.

by La-más-chingona December 23, 2017

gurtschnurger

The minute piece of turd that's left clinging to the toilet after multiple flushes.

OMG bob, check out this gurtschnurger. Hes not budging!

by analfunnyjuice September 4, 2018

Guutz

(Goot-S) A useless Mexican fool. A rare mexican who cannot speak Spanish to save his poor life. This type of person believe he can rap but in reality he sounds like a 4 year okd sippin lean. They cannot even speak normal English as they use words such as "cheeks" and "fat" as verbs and pronouns. His lack of rap skills, street smarts, and Spanish will cause to be beaten to death by cholos with belts.

What the hell alex, you're such a guutz!
Learn Spanish u stupid guutz.

by MexianBoi49 March 2, 2017

gutzilla

Someone who's Huge gut can be seen from 3 City blocks

Damn,mike turn to gutzilla after a year of free pizza

by Mikerotch March 31, 2015

gurgz

One who gurgles cum

Gurgz had a a lot for dinner.

by Dadzzzzzz January 31, 2020

Gurt Pants

Yoga pants that are worn on a large person that should not be wearing yoga pants.

Short for Yogurt Pants.

Man oh Man. Those Gurt Pants on Pamela are stretched where they are almost see through.

by M.Markes March 26, 2017