Gurtzy

Gurtzy (Gert-Zee)
Everything you ever wanted but nothing you ever wanted to deal with.

"To bad she's so gurtzy. She's a looker but I'd rather not deal with the baggage."
dramatic or crazy

by Tilekia June 18, 2017

Skrttzy Gertzy

What you call someone who is dating a fucking piece of pizza

Rylie: Dude I give up on life I'm a Skrttzy Gertzy\
April: I was a Skrttzy Gertzy until I met my boi
Minecraft_Tuber_Kid: hello am boi

by Minecraft_Tuber_Kid January 13, 2019

gurthy

just a big ole something

"Damn that burrito is gurthy!"

"I heard that he is pretty gurthy;)"

by theorangepeel March 30, 2017

Gurthy

A fat cock

Damn he has a fat gurthy weiner

by Gurthy May 8, 2018

Gurthy Fella

A gurthy fella is a thick and muscular dood.

DAMMMM! Bob is a GURTHY FELLA! hes on the football team

by sminklin May 15, 2019

Gurthy Burp

A hefty cavernous burp/belch from the utter depth of your being.

Person 1: “Dayum that was a gurthy burp”
Person 2: “How can a burp be gurthy?!”
Person 1: “If yknow, yknow. If you don’t then I guess your deez.”
Person 2: “…deez what?”
Person 1: “DEEZ NUTZ!”

by DogwaterAYO May 4, 2022

Gurthy

Fat choad meaty dick

Mason has a gurthy!

by Fatgurthyweiner103 June 14, 2018