gurleenism 

A type of atheist ideology, focused on narcissism. It is like this modern thing of the future. highly believes in individualism and practical stuff. According to one of its principles, the world is made up of three things - individualism, technology, and art. Its followers are called Gurleenists. The founder is Gurleen Batra, a teen from India. Its more than a religion or an ideology, its more than just a way of life, its a solution to everything.

Oh, my gurleen, (OMG) this guy follows gurleenism, I have already fallen for him.
Don't you worry, just follow Gurleenism.

Heil Gurleenism!

gurleenism by HOMO-NOVUS-CYBORG January 22, 2022

greenism 

The religion of green and its greatness

"I have to go to my Greenism service on Sundays."

greenism by Chelsea February 8, 2004

greenism 

the religious belief that Green Day is the absolute greatest band ever.

I'm a member of the Greenist Church, aka the Church of Green Day.

greenism by AD9 March 27, 2004

Greenism 

A rising trend in 2021 is Greenism which is the diet of only eating sustainably sourced food.

Similar to being a Flexitarian, Greenism is only eating meat and other non-plant foods when it has been sourced ethically and locally. This also correlates to the vegetables and plant foods. Not only does following a Greenism Lifestyle mean you are helping local farmers with their lively hoods, it also means you aren't creating a carbon footprint (and deforestation) from ordering avocados that were harvested in Brazil!

Mandy is vegan and thinks she is helping save the planet. She likes tofu but she doesn't know that soybeans are fueling heavy industrial processes and is actually killing the planet. Mandy would be better off taking up a greenism diet, and just buying local.

Greenism by TheGreenismGuy November 19, 2021