greenism 

The religion of green and its greatness

"I have to go to my Greenism service on Sundays."

greenism by Chelsea February 8, 2004

greenism 

the religious belief that Green Day is the absolute greatest band ever.

I'm a member of the Greenist Church, aka the Church of Green Day.

greenism by AD9 March 27, 2004

Greenism 

A rising trend in 2021 is Greenism which is the diet of only eating sustainably sourced food.

Similar to being a Flexitarian, Greenism is only eating meat and other non-plant foods when it has been sourced ethically and locally. This also correlates to the vegetables and plant foods. Not only does following a Greenism Lifestyle mean you are helping local farmers with their lively hoods, it also means you aren't creating a carbon footprint (and deforestation) from ordering avocados that were harvested in Brazil!

Mandy is vegan and thinks she is helping save the planet. She likes tofu but she doesn't know that soybeans are fueling heavy industrial processes and is actually killing the planet. Mandy would be better off taking up a greenism diet, and just buying local.

Greenism by TheGreenismGuy November 19, 2021

Greekism

The act of hating on someone because of the fraternity or sorority in which they are a member

Frat Bro 1: “Fuck that kid bro he’s in ZBT what a pussy”

Frat Bro 2: “That’s some greekism bro he’s probably chill”

Greekism by snapes March 19, 2021

Greerism  

noun

An outrageous statement made by a formerly important or respected member of the community whose celebrity has faded to such an extent that they make outrageous comments in public forums, with the intended effect of gaining publicity even though no-one has cared what they have said for years:
See; Sour Grapes: Pretended disdain for something one does not or cannot have:
See: Tall Poppy, Australian. someone of preeminence or with a large income; important and powerful person.

Recent Greerism s
'Steve Urwin's death was the best thing that could happen for our wildlife.'
'Princess Daphne was a devious moron'

Greerism by KeithMyArthe September 1, 2007

Greenis 

The Green Giant’s Dick

Have you seen how big the Green Giant’s Greenis is?

Greenis by callmemommy March 31, 2019

Greenis 

A green penis (typical symptom of gonorrhea).

1)
Girl 1: I almost let this dude bang me but than I saw he has a greenis!
Girl 2: Hello? That's like totally disgusting!

2)
Doctor: Okay, now please remove your pants so I can OH MY FUCKING GOD YOU HAVE A DAMN GREENIS!!!
Patient: What??? What does that mean???
Doctor: It means that you like hookers!
Patient: Wha... ???
Doctor: It means you can't beat the axis!
Patient: What the hell are you trying to tell me, doctor???
Doctor: You, sir, have gonorrhea!

Greenis by F4LL0UT July 25, 2010