Gurkin' Gobbler

A woman who loves to gobble penis for breakfast, lunch, dinner and a midnight snack. This term is only used for females that gobble gurkins as using it to describe a male is just fucked up.

Joe: "Hey, heard the chick from the bar gave you a little tounge-on-rod action last night!"

Bob: "Yeah, she was a world-class Gurkin' Gobbler."

by SloppyHoe November 27, 2010

Gorilla Glue Gurkin Jerkin

When you use super glue to glue your dick tip shut then you jerk off to completion

Yo I gave myself a Gorilla Glue Gurkin Jerkin yesterday and now I think I have an infection

by PickleKing11 May 14, 2023

the gurkinator

he thought he ate

'the gurkinator! he thought he ate' looking at photo.

by he thought he ate August 16, 2023