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guojian by Hehemememe November 22, 2021
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Guo Jian
Guo Jian is the definition of a Japanese Private lap dancer.
Traditionally, Guo Jians have been known to only be of male descendants. It is not likely for a Guo Jian to be female.
Guo Jians can never be wealthy due to their stereotyped nature of lap dancing. They never want to do anything else on their lives as this form of career and art is an addiction to them.
Although 90% of Guo Jians are said to be very very attractive, Guo Jians that are born outside of Japan unfortunately do not make the male beauty standards of this stature. That being said, any Guo Jians that aren’t Japanese.. are fucking ugly.
Traditionally, Guo Jians have been known to only be of male descendants. It is not likely for a Guo Jian to be female.
Guo Jians can never be wealthy due to their stereotyped nature of lap dancing. They never want to do anything else on their lives as this form of career and art is an addiction to them.
Although 90% of Guo Jians are said to be very very attractive, Guo Jians that are born outside of Japan unfortunately do not make the male beauty standards of this stature. That being said, any Guo Jians that aren’t Japanese.. are fucking ugly.
Hey, look at that guy.. he’s giving him a lap dance!
That’s just a Guo Jian my man! This is a Japanese bar.
That’s just a Guo Jian my man! This is a Japanese bar.
Guo Jian by Mowrwe Kosha November 22, 2021
guo jian
Guo Jian’s are famously known to be Japanese Male Strippers. Their work ethic and mesmerizing moves are always one to admire.
Although stunningly attractive Guo Jian’s are normally found in Japan, Guo Jian’s that reside or born outside of Japan are usually the most fugly creatures you have ever seen.
Although stunningly attractive Guo Jian’s are normally found in Japan, Guo Jian’s that reside or born outside of Japan are usually the most fugly creatures you have ever seen.
guo jian by Mowrwe Kosha November 28, 2021
chud run
A trip to a grocery store, convenience store, or gas station for the sole purpose of buying an excessive amount of junk food and sugary drinks, usually with friends. A chud run often happens late at night and ends with everyone involved hating themselves afterwards.
chud run by chad brandson July 24, 2026
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flophouse
Any house/apartment/frat house/trailer/etc. which is used for individuals to crash (sleep, chill, hang out, lurk, etc.) for a period of time. In order to "crash", one must not actually live there (e.g. have their name on the lease, own said flophouse, etc.). Flophouses are typically used by college students, drug addicts, transients, vagrants, or other unsavory characters.
A flophouse may also be the home owned by the parents of a college student, who after being away at college, wishes to live as if he/she is still at college (e.g. staying out all night, returning just to crash at mom and dad's house, then leaving again), rather than conforming to the pre-college rules.
A flophouse may also be the home owned by the parents of a college student, who after being away at college, wishes to live as if he/she is still at college (e.g. staying out all night, returning just to crash at mom and dad's house, then leaving again), rather than conforming to the pre-college rules.
Example #1
Dude: (Talking to someone passed out face first on the floor of his college apartment) Hey man, who the hell are you? What do you think this is, a flophouse??
Bro: Sorry dude, I must have passed out for a minute.
Example #2
Mom: Where have you BEEN for the last three days? You come home just to sleep?? What do you think this is, a flophouse??!!
Son: What's your problem? I'm an adult now!
Dude: (Talking to someone passed out face first on the floor of his college apartment) Hey man, who the hell are you? What do you think this is, a flophouse??
Bro: Sorry dude, I must have passed out for a minute.
Example #2
Mom: Where have you BEEN for the last three days? You come home just to sleep?? What do you think this is, a flophouse??!!
Son: What's your problem? I'm an adult now!