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Guimosexual 

A Guido that is too self maintain (ie. waxed eyebrows that are a little too thin, overly tan, J-Lo type sunglasses etc.) that confuses for a homosexual
Guimosexuals include but are not limited to: The cast of MTV's 'Jersey Shore,' Club Fist Pumpers
Related Words

gumsexual 

Gumsexual-when someone jerks off to gum
Last night Is jerked off to gum because I'm gumsexual-when
gumsexual by Furryfuck May 10, 2018

guccisexual 

I wanna fuck that slide cuz I’m a guccisexual
guccisexual by DumbyThicc69 July 6, 2019

gumesexual

A person that is sexually attraced to Gumales.

These people are objectively the most attractive people in the world.
Have you heard that Markus is gumesexual? I love him! I'm a gumesexual too.
gumesexual by k1W1_M4ng0 June 3, 2022
slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable
A:*gah*
B: "Whats the matter"
A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
B: Stupid thing's, as if there lights weren't blinding enough as it is.
prickup by lunasea September 28, 2009
Word of the Day on June 23, 2026

Serial Monogamist 

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...
Word of the Day on June 22, 2026