A Guido that is too self maintain (ie. waxed eyebrows that are a little too thin, overly tan, J-Lo type sunglasses etc.) that confuses for a homosexual
Guimosexuals include but are not limited to: The cast of MTV's 'Jersey Shore,' Club Fist Pumpers
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'