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gumdrop buttons 

The sexual act of taking small gumdrop dumps on your partners chest. You then proceed to sugar coat the gumdrops with semen. After the gumdrops have hardened and cemented to your partners chest you proceed to pull them off one at a time as your partner screams "Nooooo!!!! Not The Gumdrop Buttons."
Baker: My hot loafs aren't arousing my wife anymore. Do you have any ideas?
Muffin Man: Try the gumdrop buttons
gumdrop buttons by DaFaShizz October 13, 2015
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The Gumdrop Button 

When you’re getting the ole gum gum from the homeless crackhead down the street who is missing most of their teeth and you accidentally knock one of her remaining teeth out with your dick.
Last night I was getting head from the homeless chick down the street. I accidentally knocked one of her remaining teeth out with my dick and she angrily yelled “Not the gumdrop button!”
The Gumdrop Button by OutlawRacer November 18, 2024

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility
I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.
sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".
A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.
Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.
"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."
Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.
I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.
schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.
"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."
eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016