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A Gumbert is a descendant, relative, or ancestor of the Gumbert family. Though the process may be more than some can handle, one can become a a member of this elite family group, by birth, adoption, or marriage. Gumberts are exceptionally smart, talented, and gifted. Though some Gumberts cater to the darker side of the force, ultimately all Gumberts would be of the good, right, and moral standings. Gumberts will also always have an upper hand in everything they do, simply because they are of Gumbert relation.
"He's a Gumbert? Don't mess with him dude."
"Are you related to Jack Gumbert, The doctor? - Yes - Oh I knew him! Tell him I said hello!"
Gumbert by Gumbert01 October 10, 2011
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Priya we'll never get this spit roast going with you being such a gumbette!
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I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.
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A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.
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Stink lines

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Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.
I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.
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