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by RedstoneMiner February 4, 2024

Gumbert

A Gumbert is a descendant, relative, or ancestor of the Gumbert family. Though the process may be more than some can handle, one can become a a member of this elite family group, by birth, adoption, or marriage. Gumberts are exceptionally smart, talented, and gifted. Though some Gumberts cater to the darker side of the force, ultimately all Gumberts would be of the good, right, and moral standings. Gumberts will also always have an upper hand in everything they do, simply because they are of Gumbert relation.

"He's a Gumbert? Don't mess with him dude."
"Are you related to Jack Gumbert, The doctor? - Yes - Oh I knew him! Tell him I said hello!"

by Gumbert01 October 10, 2011

gumbette

A female version of a gumby (Someone with little or no co-ordination or common sense and lacks any talent or potential to do anything but fuck everything up. - Scotty). Originally used to describe a particularly gumby Punjabi girl called Priya.

Priya we'll never get this spit roast going with you being such a gumbette!

by ghettosmurf August 31, 2007