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Gackipedia 

A no nonsense collection of rules and common sense practices to be followed by the public when entering a gym/ health club/ Crossfit/ powerlifting establishment.

Also contains humorous antidotes, quotes and opinions.

Created and maintained by a Elite USAPL Powerlifter.
"DO NOT curl in the squat rack"- Gackipedia

"Cell phones are to be OFF on the gym floor"- Gackipedia

"Do not use the bench press to nap"- Gackipedia

"Squat below parallel will NOT injure your knees"- Gackipedia
Gackipedia by thorr74 July 28, 2009
Related Words

gookipedia 

1. To search for information on something using Google's search function, or Wikipedia, or both.

2. To not really spend any time actually searching for information on something.

3. To ask someone to -ahem- "get lost" and not bother you for information.
1. Dick defined 'torture' after a Gookipedia.

2. Dude, I had to go to my ranch, so I did a Gookipedia and wrote that research report on invading Iraq!

3. Where's Osama? Why don't you Gookipedia him?
gookipedia by Siddy Boy August 26, 2008

Guckipedia 

Weird, extended version of wikipedia created by Gucki.
"How to steal a ticket"-Guckipedia

Moritz: "Why dnt ur hair get wet Gucki?"
Wenzel: "You should Guckipeda it!"
Guckipedia by MOLUWE August 18, 2010

Quikipedia 

loosely contained information disguised as research when one doesn't actually have time to or make time to do proper research; to run a Quikipedia; the goal of Quikipedia is to scan, copy, paste, print, run to meeting.
"her report was nothing more than a cut-and-paste Quikipedia."
Quikipedia by suzieqtwo February 16, 2010
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026