guijarro Share definition Flag A fucking asshole who fucking sucks at everything. A guy that has the athletic talents of a 3 year old girl Dude, look at Guijarro, he is the exact opposite of people like Cade, Patrick, and Sean. guijarro by Marko Durant September 8, 2016 0 0 Get merch Get the guijarro mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch