guidenial

When someone will not accept the fact that they are a guido or guidette.

Just because I go tanning, wear hair gel, and fist pump doesn't mean I'm a guido!

Dude.. you're in such guidenial.

guidenial by jackalackie January 7, 2010

Guidonia 

Homeland of the Guidos, an ancient race of smelly, tan dumbfucks.

"One cannot simply walk into Guidonia."

Guidonia by The Duke of Hemophilia January 21, 2010

Guidencaphobia 

When he/her are afraid of being told what to do by a higher power peer in his/her's life.

Guy1: Hey, what is up man
Guy2:Nothing much you,
Guy1:Dude I just found out that I have Guidencaphobia,
Guy3:Hey I heard of that, isnt that the one when you are afraid of your parents/peers
Guy4:Isnt everyone afraid of there parents?

Guidencaphobia by anonymous December 6, 2021

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016

Stroad

Noun. Portmanteau of "street" and "road": it describes a street, er, road, built for high speed, but with multiple access points. Excessive width is a common feature. A common feature in suburbia, especially along commercial strips. Unsafe at any speed, their extreme width and straightness paradoxically induces speeding. Somewhat more neutral than synonymous traffic sewer.

Did you see what the traffic engineers want to do to our street? They're going to turn it into a total stroad!

Stroad by hammersklavier February 21, 2012