an inner romantic female who is quick to love or to get angry. Guias are not typically confrontational, but will defend their friends when necessary. They typically are very pretty in one or two aspects, typically the eues or a curvaceous body. She talks to guys easily, but don't mistake her for a flirt, she is trying to fin her one true love.
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).