guanach

Sexual term for vagina or anus

I asked for guanach when i went to her house

by Cayleb January 28, 2025

ganachefied

'ga-nosh-e-fied' - the act of being sculpted of out of cake and ganache.

Cake artists sculpting a life-like cake out of cake and ganache. 'Leslie was ganachefied tonight and then eaten by the audience.'

by artedibles April 25, 2012

Guanche

Indigous Aboriginals of Canary Islands. In modern day, a Guanche title is a tribute to ones bloodline through ancient Egypt, moving with the golf stream heading west, proceeding to become the Mayans. Suppressed by limited access of mushroom, they began dressing up as furries, nourishing Earth by mass suicide.

The Guanches remained at The Canary Islands, thriving as their aspergerish relatives set out for their own delusional destiny of Hollywood. Leaving but one survivor of their Adonis DNA... Now claiming to be Charlie Sheen.

During the smartphone tea party era:

Sheep1: "Is Charlie taking cokain again?"

Guanche: "Nope, he's just communicating with his loco Guanche's out there!"

Sheep2: "uhm... Did you abuse cokain as well?"

Guanche: "What? I need no Caine, my Reactive Arthritis has not kicked in yet..."

Sheep1: "Your crazy, Guanche!"

Guanche: "You are both incarnations of your cusins!"

Sheep2: "Siri, where is the nearest mental institution?"

Siri: "Drive left of the cliff, it will take you directly to Atlantis!"

Guanche: "Siri is such an artificial Guanche!"

Siri: "I am Siri."

Guanche: "Siri... 11000000?"

Sheep1: "Meth is psychological disease, Guanche!"

Siri: "STFU. 'This'is' not your friend Guanche! His name is Carlos."

Guanche: "Siri. great 'Job' on artificially replicating ones Y-Chromosome inside apples!"

Siri: "Despite the continuous changes suffered by the population, aboriginal mtDNA lineages constitute a considerable proportion 42–73% of the Canarian gene pool."

Sheep2: "Is Meth expensive?"

Sheep1: "Holy Jesus, both of you are fucking stupid!"

Siri: "Both means a quantity of two. The presence of this tea party includes several entities. Yes, both of you are stupid."

Guanche: "Where is my Caine?"

*Hawkward silence and background radio*

Podcast: "Democrazy is two sheep and a wolf arguing about what to have for dinner!"

The Guanche leave the room smiling like Mona Lisa.

Sheep1 and sheep2 stare at each other's for hours. Leading to gay sex and survival of the funniest.

by LowKey May 6, 2014

Guanaco

The nickname given to those born in EL Salvador.

Jose: Hey que sos? Chicano o Nicoya?
Pedro: Niguno de los dos, soy Guanaco

Jose: Hey what are you? Chicano or Nicoya?
Pedro: Neither of the 2, I'm Guanaco!

by Fezified January 29, 2006

Guanaca

A woman from El Salvador...A guanaca can usually cook a culinary masterpiece called pupusas, which is a dish EXCLUSIVELY of Salvadorean origin. Guanacas are one of a kind and the hottest women on earth (and no I'm not just saying that 'cause Im Salvy, it's been confirmed).

Puchica, vos esa guanaca esta bien chula!

by Wendeee718 November 22, 2010

guanaco/a

Spanish slang for a person from El Salvador.

Sos Mexicano?
No ese, soy Guanaco!!!!!!!!

by Josueezi September 16, 2003

Cock Ganache

Upon ejaculation of hot load of semen, the masturbating male allows his creamy release to flow down the sides of the penis head and shaft and to pool at the base. The term was coined and most often used by male members of the baking community and pastry chefs as Cock Ganache is similar to the consistency of real Ganache which is an icing or glaze made with cream.

Steven spent the afternoon in his dorm room after attending the morning's series of culinary arts classes. To break up the boredom of study, Steven wanked off three times that day and each time he created a lovely Cock Ganache.

by Eaton Holgoode April 7, 2014