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guacamole bowl 

It's the act of eating nothing but Mexican food for 3 days and attempting to shit as little as possible, then on that monumental 3rd day you put it into a bowl with some vanilla so the smell is semi bearable and then apply it to your partners face as an exfoliating mask
I gave my roommate a guacamole bowl the other day, that'll teach that cheap motherfucker to not buy cheap beer when it's his turn
guacamole bowl by Ginger47359 February 4, 2014
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Guacamole Bowl 

The act of taking a Latina anal whore who is on her period and puking into her gaping asshole, sticking your dick into her asshole, nutting into it, then eating everything out of the holes.
The hot Taco Bell worker let me give her a guacamole bowl on her break.
Guacamole Bowl by Little Wiggler April 11, 2024

cleaning the guacamole bowl 

Doing a task in behalf of another person without being asked. Going above and beyond for the team. Actual cleaning of a guacamole bowl
Ace: I took care of it
Sean: Dude that's rad, thanks for cleaning the guacamole bowl

Holy frijole, bowl of guacamole 

1) The most extreme expression of amazement. A step up from Holy frijole.

2) Sainted beans accompanied by a side of an avocado paste mixed with onion and spices.
1)
Melissa: I just won a billion dollars, and look, there's a flying monkey!
David: Holy frijole, bowl of guacamole!

2)
Waiter: What can I get you?
David: Holy frijole, bowl of guacamole.
Waiter: Right away sir.
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