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A mf who don’t speak normally and gives off that energy that make you wanna punch him in the face, someone who’s personality resembles a nerd emoji

“I’m confuzzled, are you meaning to say Macklemore perhaps is not the best rapper of all time?”

“Gavin ur just gruutor mai”

gruutor by Xtra69 November 16, 2022

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gruutor

A mf who don’t speak normally and gives off that energy that make you wanna punch him in the face, someone who’s personality resembles a nerd emoji

“I’m confuzzled, are you meaning to say Macklemore perhaps is not the best rapper of all time?”
“Bro Gavin you’re just gruutor mai”

gruutor by Xtra69 November 16, 2022

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grutor

Someone who both grades and tutors for a particular class.

"That really cute guy is grutoring for our Data Structures class next semester! I'll be able to see him 2 hours a week just by going to his tutoring hours!"
"But then you'll have to do well on the assignments. The grutors all hate spending time correcting incorrect solutions."

grutor by mudderkatze December 13, 2009

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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Poggers

When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎

Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!

Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020

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Oblication

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.

So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.

Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011

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Surf Dracula Syndrome

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.

I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!

Surf Dracula Syndrome by AOmundson June 18, 2023

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