Gross Girl

A woman whose personal life is a complete wreck, house is a mess, car littered with trash, forgets the garbage pick up day and leaves the garbage bin out for weeks, never completes home improvement projects, hits their neighbors car and doesn't realize it, pays for a yoga membership that she never uses, constantly misplaces items, forgets to shower, and generally has zero situational awareness.

Dude that fucking gross girl hit my car and sent me a text saying, "hey, I might have scratched your car..." .

Is that gross girl ever going to take her trash in?

Gross Girl by PERKY TURD March 16, 2022

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gross goose girl

Girl that coughs like a disguisting goose

Omg ew. That’s gross goose girl !

gross goose girl by mia_mm May 29, 2018

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hot gloss girl

any girl who's chasing her dreams, has good intentions for herself and those who are important to her, you might meet her in a club in a bathroom putting lipgloss on. hot gloss girls wear lipgloss, not matte, shiny gloss. hot gloss girl is a state of being, not a look other than wearing gloss.

Oh shit, that's my fav hot gloss girl! Throwing it back on the dance floor!

hot gloss girl by zaylessxox April 11, 2023

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breatharian

One whos diet consists of air, light, and prana, with a possible sip of water now and then.

The breatharian has air, light, and prana for food.

breatharian by leena gabor November 8, 2005

Word of the Day on June 3, 2026

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A Booger In The Nose Of Progress

Anything that impedes or otherwise interferes with a process going forward.

"Militarily, that inquest was a booger in the nose of progress."

or

"As far as human rights are concerned, this political infighting is a booger in the nose of progress."

A Booger In The Nose Of Progress by Rok'n'rol Wannabe October 19, 2006

Word of the Day on June 2, 2026

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🤡🫵🏻

How to say "you're an idiot/clown" using only emojis.

Person 1: Insert completely incorrect and/or idiotic statement here
Person 2: 🤡🫵🏻

🤡🫵🏻 by Ubeenbamboozledson May 31, 2026

Word of the Day on June 1, 2026

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fogey

Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!

You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)

fogey by Petyush September 14, 2005

Word of the Day on May 31, 2026

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