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groovitational 

It's like a tractor beam but, you know, groovy
"I'm orbiting Pluto. Oh-ah-ohh oh oh! I'm drawn in by it's Groovitational Pull"
groovitational by Mistah Scrotie August 31, 2007
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Groovitational Pull 

Referring to the pull you feel towards music that is funky in nature.
Hey, did you hear that band the other night, you know groovitational pull?
Groovitational Pull by Noja May 1, 2009

gravitational misery 

The principle explaining the strong gravitational pull between miserable people.
Misery loves company is scientifically laid bare when you read more in depth on the topic of gravitational misery!
gravitational misery by Dr Bunnygirl September 1, 2020

Gravitationally Attractive 

A person who is very big that creates its own gravitational field attracting other members of the human species.
Guy1: Hey do you think that chick is hot?

Guy2: No but she is sure gravitationally attractive!

gravitationally challenged

The state of being a klutz. Having exceptionally poor balance.
After a few drinks I become gravitationally challenged.

groovetational

Adjective. A word hybrid between groovy and 'non-confrontational', usually uttered as an expression when one slightly beyond cool and slightly below 'infinitely freaking spectacular' is required.

It is worth noting that while this term is altogether suitable for colloquial and 'feigning interest' uses, it is unsuitable for sarcasm because it invariably sounds sincere. No, really.
Bob: Check out this Flash movie, Dave!
Dave: Hot shizz Bob, that's flippin' groovetational!

Gravitational Wealth

A mass of wealth so great that it can bend tax codes and pull governments out of their natural orbits.
Guy 1 - Did you read about the candidate who was so rich he used his money to lobby for a lower tax rate for himself?
Guy 2 - Yeah. That is some gravitational wealth.
Gravitational Wealth by Plongeur April 25, 2012
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I hit a real purple patch.

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