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Being drug on the ground clinging to an appendage while trying to tackle someone.

Being crushed, or ran over by someone while engaged in sports, particularly American football.

Being thoroughly embarrassed or humiliated by an opposing team member while participating in sports.

Originated in a NFL preaseason game where New England Patriots Tight End Rob Gronkowski drug Linebacker James Laurinaitis 5 yards along the ground while he was holding onto his leg. The play resulted in a touchdown for the Patriots and humiliation for the linebacker from Ohio State University.
Did you see that dude get Gronked? Wow that was awesome!
Gronked by Pats Fans September 9, 2010
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By taking drugs to an extent you are unsure as to what is going on.

Taking an amount of drugs that inhibits proper thought.
"I am so gronked right now, I don't know what I'm talking about"
Gronked by TrippySteak June 23, 2021
To through something down to the ground with great force, like football player Rob Gronkowski does after every touchdown.
After I finished by exam, I gronked my pencil in show of exuberance.
Gronked by el gronko December 19, 2011

getting gronked 

When you tear you're MCL. ACL. And getting a conclusion all in one hit.
Doctor: What happened.
Tom: Have you heard of getting gronked.
Doctor: What's that mean.
Tom: When you tear you're MCL ACL and getting a concussion all in the same hit.
getting gronked by Wannahokealogie December 16, 2013
We were taught about the Grönhed family of dwarves today in class.
Grönhed by Ioniz August 14, 2016
Oh Guys Here Comes The Gronged Sure He Can Help
gronged by lockdrop August 25, 2021
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"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
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"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

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"Yeah... I know."
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trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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