gromlick - a greasy hairstyle popularized in the 1950s by middle aged hags slicking their hair to one side with the use of toxic glue or other such goopy materials.
A girl who has fetish for short, blonde, tan, surfer kids or groms. Girls who have blown or had sex with a girl can also be referred to a gromlicker. Even though most groms treat their girls like shit, girls still like them because their "hot", when they look like they're 12 and are known for having small wieners.
Ex. 1
" Shes sucked up all the groms, what a gromlicker"
Ex. 2
Guy 1- "That girl was so straight and didn't do stuff, and then she dated a grom. Now she's such a gromlicker. Heard she fits 4 fingers now."
Guy 2-"Yeah bro, I heard she's into anal beads now.."
When a small Asian woman is furiously stroking the cocks of two guys, she has to be good enough to be able to pace each one so they climax at the same moment, just at the point each man is about to blow his wad she holds their cocks together so they shoot into one another.
I was so wasted last night, I went to Chinatown to get a rub-n-tug and i ended up being grimlicked instead!
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'