gromlick - a greasy hairstyle popularized in the 1950s by middle aged hags slicking their hair to one side with the use of toxicglue or other such goopy materials.
A girl who has fetish for short, blonde, tan, surfer kids or groms. Girls who have blown or had sex with a girl can also be referred to a gromlicker. Even though most groms treat their girls like shit, girls still like them because their "hot", when they look like they're 12 and are known for having small wieners.
Ex. 1
" Shes sucked up all the groms, what a gromlicker"
Ex. 2
Guy 1- "That girl was so straight and didn't do stuff, and then she dated a grom. Now she's such a gromlicker. Heard she fits 4 fingers now."
Guy 2-"Yeah bro, I heard she's into anal beads now.."
When a small Asian woman is furiously stroking the cocks of two guys, she has to be good enough to be able to pace each one so they climax at the same moment, just at the point each man is about to blow his wad she holds their cocks together so they shoot into one another.
I was so wasted last night, I went to Chinatown to get a rub-n-tug and i ended up being grimlicked instead!
When a man will search for hours to find something that is laying out in the open on a table. Items are often easily found by a women.
Man: "I have been searching for hours for keys."
Woman: "You mean the ones sitting there on the coffee table?"
Man: "Where?"
Woman: "Right there in the middle of that table."
Man: "oh, must have been Male Pattern Blindness"