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gromlick 

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gromlick - a greasy hairstyle popularized in the 1950s by middle aged hags slicking their hair to one side with the use of toxic glue or other such goopy materials.


"That aint no cowlick, its a gromlick man"

"The gromlicks have entered the establishment"
gromlick by adam9 March 16, 2009
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gromlicker 

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A girl who has fetish for short, blonde, tan, surfer kids or groms. Girls who have blown or had sex with a girl can also be referred to a gromlicker. Even though most groms treat their girls like shit, girls still like them because their "hot", when they look like they're 12 and are known for having small wieners.
Ex. 1
" Shes sucked up all the groms, what a gromlicker"

Ex. 2
Guy 1- "That girl was so straight and didn't do stuff, and then she dated a grom. Now she's such a gromlicker. Heard she fits 4 fingers now."

Guy 2-"Yeah bro, I heard she's into anal beads now.."
gromlicker by OBFL1 September 19, 2011
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gromlicker • gromlick • gomlick • Grimlick • Groplicker • Grom-Licious

Grimlick

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When a small Asian woman is furiously stroking the cocks of two guys, she has to be good enough to be able to pace each one so they climax at the same moment, just at the point each man is about to blow his wad she holds their cocks together so they shoot into one another.
I was so wasted last night, I went to Chinatown to get a rub-n-tug and i ended up being grimlicked instead!
Grimlick by pinther July 29, 2012
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gomlick 

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A mixture between a gom and a window licker - the final form of retard.
Person 1 - “What the fuck is Jerry doing? Why’s he barking at the ice cream truck?”

Person 2 - “Jerry, stop being such a gomlick.”
gomlick by Wiptm December 5, 2022

Groplicker 

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The term used for people addicted to licking their dogs genitalia

Goober 1 - Dam I kinda like licking my dogs genitalia

Goober 2 - What the fuck
That women is a Groplicker
Groplicker by Johnathan sex October 5, 2023
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