gromlick

gromlick - a greasy hairstyle popularized in the 1950s by middle aged hags slicking their hair to one side with the use of toxic glue or other such goopy materials.

"That aint no cowlick, its a gromlick man"

"The gromlicks have entered the establishment"

by adam9 March 17, 2009

hagleon

an extremely unatractive woman or creature of such nature that is unpleasant in sight.

"Dude check out the hagleons to the right LOL"

"what a hagleon!"

"They were hagged"

by adam9 October 21, 2008