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Grobmuller 

The sexual act which requires a naked man to lie on his back and roll backwards until his knees are beside his own ears then proceed to masterbate (wack off,beat off,have a bash,have a bat,straddle the yogurt thrower) until he climaxes onto his own face and open mouth.



Eg. MAN1 - man why is the skin on your face so smooth and fresh

MAN2 - I have a grobmuller every day

MAN1 - Sweet.
Grobmuller by Jezzagrob March 30, 2009
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grombulimic 

Noun. One who receives the feces following the act of grombling, and then throws said feces up.
Jessica loves to gromble, but is scared of getting fat. I suggested she become a grombulimic. See gromble.
grombulimic by Fat Fuck Frank April 8, 2007

cornholio 

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).
cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003
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mickey mousing

In a movie, when the music is syncronized perfectly with the action, just like a mickey mouse cartoon.
Mickey mousing is used in the shower scene of Psycho
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Haram ball

A terrible style of football which is used to win games. Usually used when a team faces a better opponent and will get 11 players behind the ball.
Diego Simeone has mastered the art of haram ball. Atletico Madrid are the worst side to watch
Haram ball by Kuffarboy April 6, 2022
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excessive nice speech, the opposite of ragebaiting
adrian: i hope you have a nice day and never get sad!
enrique: joybait ❤️ 🩹🌹
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