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groin strain 

when ones groin becomes painfull after an over the top session of oral sex (without brushing ones teeth). this can cause the penis to become infected and fall off.
"hey that guys groin strain has made his cock start to rot off, lets crucify him in the street and thow used condoms at him". "yeah totally"!
groin strain by muriel May 18, 2007
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Groin Strain 

An injury sustained during sport activity whereby another player fouls the ball holder by yanking their penis in an effort to make them drop the ball.

The injury could also be incurred by allowing a midget to swing from the flaccid penis like they are Tarzan.
He got a groin strain when a player from the other team gave him a willy tug! It will take weeks for that groin strain to heal itself back together internally!
Groin Strain by Casej.music January 29, 2017

Grion Strain 

Groin Strain originated Gay Video Salesman originated from Steveid originated from dave the pony orginated from David Harris ESQ
yo groin strain suck my cock
Grion Strain by Triptrip December 2, 2004

Stealthie 

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"
Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016
Word of the Day on May 25, 2026

Summer Teeth 

When someone has a lot of missing teeth.
Mannn, that dude has summer teeth!
What do you mean?
Summer here, summer there...
Summer Teeth by BeckPot August 2, 2012
Word of the Day on May 24, 2026
The grindset is a contemporary ideology of self-exploitation disguised as strength, deeply tied to the aesthetics of the “sigma male” and to new digital forms of patriarchy. It promotes the idea that human worth depends on productivity, economic success, absolute emotional control, and the ability to work endlessly, turning vulnerability, rest, community, and tenderness into signs of weakness. Beneath its rhetoric of discipline and power often lies a profound inability to relate healthily to pain, fragility, and human interdependence.
“That’s the grindset, brother. While weak men sleep and complain, sigma males stay disciplined, work in silence, suppress emotions, and build power while everyone else wastes time chasing comfort.”
Grindset by Omega-Male May 22, 2026
Word of the Day on May 23, 2026
well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!
Them future folk took ouare jerbs!
jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005
Word of the Day on May 22, 2026