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Stretchy Gretchy 

Stretchy Gretchy is a phrase for a "thick snicker" boy that magically appears at class before everyone, even though you previously had passed him so you would assume that you would arrive to class before him. He has a distinct moustachhheeee as an eyebrow. He loves oranges and at lunch announces that "I like my girls as I like my oranges, Juicy." Girls tend to think that he has a skinny penis, and sultanas.
"Yo it's stretchy gretchy"

"YO GRETCHY"

"YOU STRETCHY"
Stretchy Gretchy by Salusalusiva September 12, 2019
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Gritchypoo

The shortened version of Gritchard.
Person: Hey Gritch!
Gritchard! Gritchard prefers to be called Gritchard, rather than Gritchypoo. Respect that.
Gritchypoo by Gritchard October 23, 2011
To forcefully grab something with an ungodly amount of strength
Hey let me gretch that for you
Gretch by Arcxus January 18, 2021
ghetto combination of the words "get" and "your"
getchyo fine ass ova hurr gurlllllll
getchyo by lueford March 8, 2011

Gretchum 

A derivation of greasy characterized by a disgustingly overwhelming amount of moxie towards even the most ordinary facets of life. Usually with an affinity for unorthodox hobbies including, but not limited to sword collecting, ant farm building, magic card trading, and beanie baby making. Hard to describe, yet easy to recognize, the gretchum kid will be the one who everyone wonders how he's still in public school. "What is that kid's deal?" or "What the hell is he doing?" are common question when eyeing a gretchum kid.
"Someone go tell that gretchum kid to stop eating the all the cheetos. He reeks like a past date jar of velvetta cheese thats been in a kiln filled with dead animal carcacuses for around 3 days."

"Bob Saget"
Gretchum by Peter And Nate April 22, 2007

Gretchen Wieners 

Yes, Regina
No, Regina
Every waking hour
I spend making sure Regina
George can stay in power
If Regina is the sun
Then I'm a disco ball
'Cause I'm just as bright and fun
If you've had alcohol
I rip your secrets out of you
And bring them to my master
Then I watch Regina make your life a big disaster
Disaster!
Regina is the queen
But I'm the head of worker bees
I am seated at her right hand
Like a Jewish Princess Jesus

Tries to make "fetch" happen
That's Gretchen Wieners
She knows everything about everybody
That's why her hair is so big, it's full of secrets