2 definitions by Salusalusiva

Salusalusiva shortened to Siva, is a loud, annoying, cute gal. All the guys be chasing her on her way home. She is flamin' hot cheetos, all the guys be sending her H/O on her insta. She is an influencer and motivates and speaks on the behalf of women. Salusalusiva always has your back and stands by her values and beliefs. Stay by her side because she has our back! She thick as well ;)

Spiceychick...
when some stranger is smokin' hot like a spicy chicken.

"Yo is that salusalusiva"
"yeah dude, you wanna clap her cheeks"
"nah.. she too good for me"
by Salusalusiva May 7, 2019
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Stretchy Gretchy is a phrase for a "thick snicker" boy that magically appears at class before everyone, even though you previously had passed him so you would assume that you would arrive to class before him. He has a distinct moustachhheeee as an eyebrow. He loves oranges and at lunch announces that "I like my girls as I like my oranges, Juicy." Girls tend to think that he has a skinny penis, and sultanas.
"Yo it's stretchy gretchy"

"YO GRETCHY"

"YOU STRETCHY"
by Salusalusiva September 12, 2019
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