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grepping
grepping by Luke1000000 February 12, 2008
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grepping • gripping • Grapping • Greeping • Gepping • gripping grain • "gripping pad" • goeppinger • Grelping • gremping
pussy gripping
When a girl's vagina is so incredibly tight that it is visible during sex. Her pussy lips stretch around the penis. The lips visibly get pushed in with each thrust and are pulled out when a cock is sliding out. Look it up on PornHub, it's a thing.
Guy 1: Dude, Melissa is so short and petite. I bet her pussy is so tight it grips.
Guy 2: I fucked her a while ago. My cock got a good pussy gripping. But not after I was done.
Guy 2: I fucked her a while ago. My cock got a good pussy gripping. But not after I was done.
pussy gripping by nooooooope April 2, 2016
On The Gripping Hand
A ternary logic used when you are dealing with three equally unpleasant alternatives rather than two; the third (gripping) hand being dominant or determinative. Expression common among sci fi geeks and computer people.
From a science fiction novel entitled "The Mote In God's Eye" where an intelligent alien race has evolved with two minor arms (with fine fingers for work) on their right and one larger (gripping) arm with three strong fingers on their left.
From a science fiction novel entitled "The Mote In God's Eye" where an intelligent alien race has evolved with two minor arms (with fine fingers for work) on their right and one larger (gripping) arm with three strong fingers on their left.
On the one hand, Obama's a knucklehead and I can't stand him. On the other hand, he still has a lot of people who thinks he walks on water. On the gripping hand, we only have to put up with him for two more years, so we shouldn't bother to try to impeach him.
On The Gripping Hand by Odgred Weary November 24, 2010
Gripping The Cheese
Taking a minor matter and unnecessarily inflating its importance.
Comes from a fat kid grabbing rather harshly a cup of dip cheese for his fries after he realizes there is not enough on his fries.
Comes from a fat kid grabbing rather harshly a cup of dip cheese for his fries after he realizes there is not enough on his fries.
I was driving down the road doing 30 in a 25 and this cop must have been gripping the cheese cuz he pulled me over.
When my girl told me she went to lunch with Pat from work I was gripping the cheese until i found out Pat was short for Patricia rather than Patrick.
When my girl told me she went to lunch with Pat from work I was gripping the cheese until i found out Pat was short for Patricia rather than Patrick.
Gripping The Cheese by Da215BigBen October 21, 2009
"gripping pad"
Background: As a Fleet Risk-Control Manager in a major city, our drivers are taught to reduce their "driver reaction distance" (gas to brake time) by entering into a "preliminary pad grip," (brake pad to rotor with minor, unnoticeable contact); this is also known as "gripping pad."
Example One:
Driver: "It's not my fault I hit that truck that shot out of the mouth of that blind alley."
Fleet Safety Director: "Yea, but you should have been "gripping pad" going through there..."
Example Two:
Driver: "Don't blame me that I knocked that person down; she came out of nowhere."
Fleet Safety Director: "You should have been "gripping pad" going through there with all the people present!"
Fleet Safety Director:
Driver: "It's not my fault I hit that truck that shot out of the mouth of that blind alley."
Fleet Safety Director: "Yea, but you should have been "gripping pad" going through there..."
Example Two:
Driver: "Don't blame me that I knocked that person down; she came out of nowhere."
Fleet Safety Director: "You should have been "gripping pad" going through there with all the people present!"
Fleet Safety Director:
"gripping pad" by Ricky Razzle February 24, 2009
Double Gripping
Grabbing the shaft with one hand while placing the other hand above thus stroking the head as well, continuously. Special care must be taken during this procedure to ensure satisfaction and safety. Wear eye protection for stray streams. A tingling sensation may occur afterwards.
Double Gripping by Aamiye March 27, 2017
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Respectfully
Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
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crunchy
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.