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Grenade Spray Candy 

A grenade shaped spray bottle with flavored sweet water inside.
AYO YOU GOT ANY GRENADE SPRAY CANDY??

...A what?

You Can Stop Worrying About Grenades Now 

The words of the German Operator Jäger as he places his Active Defense System.
Jäger: YOU CAN STOP WORRYING ABOUT GRENADES NOW!!
Everyone else on defense: Holy shit calm your self Jäger.

canteen grenade 

a common military anti boredom tool. produced when you take the mre heater and drop it into a half full, plastic canteen. as the canteen is air tight for chemical warfare purposes, the pressure will build until it explodes. not very devistating, but a very nice pop in the middle of the night!
"Why is Spc Dingleberry emptying all of those latrines?"
"yeah, he rolled an canteen grenade into Sgt tinydicks tent last night after he caught him having cyber sex with his wife."

"Damn."

canadian hand grenade 

A snowball with a rock hidden inside of it
Bob got knocked out he thought it was just a snowball but he got hit with a canadian hand grenade insted....