green moon 

never. if something happens during a green moon it doesn’t happen ever.

“When will you clean this mess of a room!?”

“Next green moon.”

green moon by iWillMakeFunnyDefinitions April 23, 2020

Is the moon made of green cheese? 

Is the moon made of green cheese?
Is something you say in response to someone else saying something dumb :)

Person: I want King Julien to be real
Me: is the moon made of green cheese?

Is the moon made of green cheese? by Moonwolf1987 August 22, 2022

Greengooning

The activity of greening out and beating your meat at the same time

Dude, yesterday Xander was Greengooning when he slipped into a coma

Greengooning by wizardofgas March 11, 2025

Greengooning

When you stroke yo shi while greening out

Yo Xander was greengooning so hard yesterday he slipped into psychosis

Greengooning by wizardofgas March 21, 2025