greek wank 

Same as the spanish wank, except you make your cock slide between the ass-cheeks. Masturbation like, no penetration.

Last night I did a greek wank on that cute ass.

greek wank by hi_sup October 28, 2013

Green Wank 

1. When an individual, organization, or political group promotes or implements a seemingly eco-friendly initiative that is more about self-satisfaction or public image than delivering meaningful environmental benefits. Often overlooks practical solutions or creates unintended negative consequences elsewhere.
2. When an individual or group engages in performative or self-indulgent environmental actions that are designed to make them feel good or look virtuous but provide little to no actual environmental benefit.
3. A form of virtue signaling disguised as eco-consciousness.

See also Green Wash.

The Green Party proposing to reduce local sheep farming, even though it’s more sustainable here and the alternative is importing lamb from halfway around the world, is classic Green Wank.

Green Wank by AuthenticFake December 2, 2024

Geekwank 

Pertaining to a particularly sexually alluring fictional character, particularly of the animated/computer generated variety.

'Dead or Alive is, like, a total geekwank.'

Geekwank by katanademon April 1, 2010