greasy jesus 

When one, after having sex in the missionary position, ejaculates on their partner and rubs it all over their skin. They then proceed to tie their arms outstretched and ankles together

My girl was begging for a greasy Jesus last night. It was Epic

greasy jesus by Peyton Manning's Forehead October 9, 2016

greasy as a jesse jones sausage 

being broke as hell,bumming,being a mooch...also known as being greasy

That motherfucker is bumming change,he's greasier than a jesse jones sausage.Damn that dude is always bumming cigarettes,he's greasy as a jesse jones sausage

greasy as a jesse jones sausage by ncdeadhead November 19, 2011

Can I get a Slap of Grease in the name of jesus? 

Give me some food. Usually one says this when they're waiting on line for lunch.

I was on a line in the mess hall at rikers and an inmate standing a few feet from me said "can I get a slap of grease in the name of jesus?".

Can I get a Slap of Grease in the name of jesus? by metaphoricals June 14, 2010