gray ballz

older guy that lusts college chicks

Brock: Hey Rod, a girl born in 1985 just friended me on F’book.
Rod: Sweet.

Brock: Just think. Duke's incoming freshman class was born in '90-'91.

Rod: Umm. That’s a bit creepy dude. Don’t end up in a database.

Brock: Yeah, well… my formula is my age… divided by 2, plus 7.

Rod: Yeah, you’re still a perv… Gray ballz

gray ballz by akarod September 3, 2009

Graham grayballing 

The act of when a Graham's girlfriend is licking and nibbling his scabby salty balls, she looks like a rabid flea infested dog when it's feverishly nibbling itself to scratch at its fleas, the scum soaked scabs are her favourite snack. Mmm

Accidentally walks in on a Graham and his girlfriend's while she's gobbling his nutsack like a starving dog,

Ugh man. I didn't know ur into Graham grayballing

Snacks anyone? She's asks... scabs drifting from her lips.. it's sooo tasty

Graham grayballing by Graham guzzler June 20, 2025

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016