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grauch

A cunt. One with long, course pubs
Here comes that hair cunt, Grauch!
by Somewhatsyco September 24, 2018
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Gaucho Pants

Skirt-like pants that usually end at the calf. These pants feel like leggings at the crotch area but flares down at the legs.
Gaucho Pants come in different colors (Black, Brown, White etc.) but the most common color is black.
These pants are typically worn during the spring and summer but can be worn during the fall and winter with calf-length boots.
One of the most comfortable pants you will ever wear.
Are those shorts or skirts? -Brian
They're Gaucho Pants -Olivia
by TheDuce123 September 20, 2015
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de gruchy

a person originating from a far off island in the middle of the english channel, de gruchy's are known for their brute strength, amazing charm and quite hairy legs (waxing nvr helps it, trust me!). de gruchy's are also known as the people who like to stay up late, can handle their drink and can write a poem while jogging backwards resiteing the song "hero" by foo fighters over and over in a loop.
a de gruchy can also be referred to as a person of great imagination, sometimes seeing through walls and also being able to do a head-stand for about 20 minutes before passing out.
sometimes a de gruchy can be recognised by their ability to look past insults and to never give them back cause they are better than that.
a de gruchy is not so known around the world as they are an endangered group of natives but can be found on isle of jersey.
to know a de gruchy is a privalige as they can be the most trusting people on earth and respect others, so long as they understand like joey from friends , that a de gruchy DOESN'T SHARE FOOD!
"check it out, that guy/girl has the last name de gruchy, lets ask him/her for a drink"

" no, wait dont take his chip, he doesn't share food, he's a de gruchy"

" hey, de gruchy, can you resite a song backwards, say queens of stone age- go with the flow while writing a sonnet about joy ?"

"can we see your legs de gruchy?"
by dannyd35 April 29, 2012
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gauchenschnoff

can mean beer pong in german, also refers to having sexual relations with multiple women at the same time but in different places
Dude Chris gauchenschnoffs like a pro! He had phone sex with tammy while fucking Ashley!
by mdubswag May 19, 2011
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Gaucho Slap

The "Gaucho Slap" is commonly performed when a man and a woman are engaged in normal sex using a condom. Normal intercourse is the name of the game till the male ejaculates, at which point he removes the condom and whirls it around his head gaining centripetal acceleration (like a gaucho) once at maximum velocity he releases the condom, sending it flying into the face of said woman causing a "slap" noise along with an explosion of semen and other bodily fluids that will be sure to enrage any lover.
Gee wiz! Did you hear about Jill? Her and her boyfriend Fernando recently broke up because he Gaucho Slapped her, totally ruining the moment.
by El Cesar July 13, 2009
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groucho marx

A very funny vaudeville, film, and television star.
by Adrianna823432740928 May 2, 2006
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Grouchy Rabbit

The best website ever. You can get information on the following: tips for success, realized, fact, definitions, to do lists, and signs that thigns aren't going so well. A bit of sarcasm, a little truth, and a lot of humor. www.grouchyrabbit.com
Grouchy Rabbit includes these everyday bits and pieces of knowledge:

Signs That Things Aren't Going So Well: Your mother wishes you were more like your brother. Your brother is dead.

Fact: Nudists are never attractive

Realized: Math Problems are the only place where someone can buy 60 watermelons and no one ever wonders why.

To Do List: Change iPod name to Titanic. Sync it to your computer. Find humor in the fact that your Titanc is syncing.

Tips For Success: When a woman is upset with you it is often therapeutic for them to make sandwiches. Try suggesting she make you one.

Definitions: Single (adjective) - A man who makes jokes about women in the kitchen. (Note the irony)
by historybuffdude April 4, 2011
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