Gransloshed 

The act that involves getting so ridiculously drunk that you end up getting a blow job from your friend's grandmother.

George: Yo guys, what's good for tonight?

Marc: I'm having people over, you can come and chill.

Henry: There better be lots of alcohol, I'm trying to get gransloshed tonight.

James: Sick dude.

Gransloshed by ihaveatwelveinchpenis June 14, 2013

Grandiose 

1.affectedly grand or important; pompous
2.more complicated or elaborate than necessary; overblown
3.grand in an imposing or impressive way.
4.Having an exaggerated belief in one's importance, sometimes reaching delusional proportions, and occurring as a common symptom of mental illnesses, as manic disorder.

1. A grandiose scheme

2. He had a very grandiose and narcissistic personality.

Grandiose by ayosonyo September 3, 2009

conceited with grandiose senses 

What does it actually mean?

conceited
adjective
excessively proud of oneself; vain.
"Fred's so conceited he'd never believe anyone would refuse him"

grandiose
adjective
impressive and imposing in appearance or style, especially pretentiously so.
"the court's grandiose facade"

sense
noun
a way in which an expression or a situation can be interpreted; a meaning.
"it is not clear which sense of the word ‘characters’ is intended in this passage"

Stringing all these definitions, you get
A person who is excessively proud of oneself, with a way in which an expression or a situation can be interpreted, which is impressive and imposing in appearance or style, (especially pretentiously so)

Conceited with grandiose senses think lowly and badly of me is arrogant and unreasonably stupid not simple, just what low intellect thinks and acts bc so self obsessed and inferior yet full of self, such paradox still dare acts as if winner hah only know to "like, love" self not really ever liking nor loving others is bc inferior, low fake self confident and I should not ever be blamed or be assaulted hah

conceited with grandiose senses by meorii August 1, 2021

Granule 

a unit of measuring the amount of C-4 in a particular area.

That looks to be 30 granules right there.

Granule by Dye DM9 February 11, 2009

granullet

A mullet worn by the likes of a hippie or granola.

Dude, check out that far out granullet!
That granullet really complements your Birkenstock's.

granullet by Lauren1623 March 10, 2008

Granulate

A girl who loves to eat chewey granola bars during sexual intercourse. This is not a common disease.

That fucking granulate got granola stuck in my pubes last night.

Granulate by Sean Eads April 9, 2007

granolasexual

A heterosexual woman who is often mistaken for a lesbian. A woman who likes men but also happens to enjoy a vegan diet, loves intramural sports, and hates wearing make-up. The term was coined by New York comedian Rachael Parenta.

Stephanie loved playing flag football and hiking on weekends but she had trouble finding a boyfriend until her best friend pointed out that she was kind of a granolasexual.

granolasexual by toysrdave October 18, 2010