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granny pants 

Any pair of women's pants that are "uncool" because they look like something your mom or grandma would wear. This often includes "relaxed fit" jeans, jeans that taper down to the ankles, anything in a old-school floral pattern, anything TOO stretchy, etc.

1) I was wearing granny pants and some girl teased me in the hallway.
granny pants by andriod5 January 13, 2006
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Granny pants 

In the UK, granny pants are particularly large women's underwear.
These are the sort of knickers that are featured in Bridget Jones' Diary.
"I ran out of thongs so I had to wear my granny pants today."

"It was so embarrassing. My trousers fell down and the whole world was staring at my granny pants."

grannypants

the definition of uncool pants.
usually baggy and old, the kind you wear for comfort and not for looks.
mostly grey as a result of bad washing, usually stretched with age and often seriously lacking elastic.
pants that i would be devastated to be caught wearing in the throws of fondling.
'my god those are one hella grannypants she got hanging out there!'
grannypants by shmurgally <3 December 9, 2008

Grantypants 

A grantypants is a male slut and someone who allows anyone into their pants.l and grants anyone and anything access into their pants.
He's such a "grantypants" .

Male slut "grantypants" Webb!!!
Grantypants by nighthawlk89 June 29, 2020
Sonion comes from a GIF that is a mix of the word son and onion ( if you use this slang you like dih)
Man 1 says "I drank last night I need a break" Man 2 "Sonion"
Sonion by popularloner67 March 11, 2026
Word of the Day on June 4, 2026

breatharian 

One whos diet consists of air, light, and prana, with a possible sip of water now and then.
The breatharian has air, light, and prana for food.
breatharian by leena gabor November 8, 2005
Word of the Day on June 3, 2026

A Booger In The Nose Of Progress 

Anything that impedes or otherwise interferes with a process going forward.
"Militarily, that inquest was a booger in the nose of progress."

or

"As far as human rights are concerned, this political infighting is a booger in the nose of progress."
Word of the Day on June 2, 2026