granny pants

Any pair of women's pants that are "uncool" because they look like something your mom or grandma would wear. This often includes "relaxed fit" jeans, jeans that taper down to the ankles, anything in a old-school floral pattern, anything TOO stretchy, etc.

1) I was wearing granny pants and some girl teased me in the hallway.

granny pants by andriod5 January 13, 2006

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Granny pants

In the UK, granny pants are particularly large women's underwear.
These are the sort of knickers that are featured in Bridget Jones' Diary.

"I ran out of thongs so I had to wear my granny pants today."

"It was so embarrassing. My trousers fell down and the whole world was staring at my granny pants."

Granny pants by EverybodyLovesABritishGirl May 23, 2008

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grannypants

the definition of uncool pants.
usually baggy and old, the kind you wear for comfort and not for looks.
mostly grey as a result of bad washing, usually stretched with age and often seriously lacking elastic.
pants that i would be devastated to be caught wearing in the throws of fondling.

'my god those are one hella grannypants she got hanging out there!'

grannypants by shmurgally <3 December 9, 2008

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Grantypants

A grantypants is a male slut and someone who allows anyone into their pants.l and grants anyone and anything access into their pants.

He's such a "grantypants" .

Male slut "grantypants" Webb!!!

Grantypants by nighthawlk89 June 29, 2020

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Hate Sink

A person you hate intensely not because they deserve such hatred but because they serve as a focus for your general hatred. A healthy way to dispense with excess animosity.

Jake's not really that big an asshole. He just serves as my hate sink.

Hate Sink by The great prophet Zarquon August 7, 2016

Word of the Day on July 26, 2026

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funiosity

The art of being peculiar, but in an amusing fashion.

"Wow, look at that dog running on three legs"
- "Yeah, that sure is a funiosity"

funiosity by Supersonic Stevie November 23, 2007

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Toe Rag

A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.

1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.

Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016

Word of the Day on July 24, 2026

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