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granny ash 

1. a long and usually unstable column of ash that occurs from not ashing a burning cigarette

2. cremated remains of a female grandparent
"When I woke from the drunken haze, I watched helplessly as the huge granny ash crumbled from my Virginia Slim, onto the rug."

"The eulogist tripped while holding the urn, and the mourners were covered in granny ash."
granny ash by scg September 17, 2004
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GrannyShift 

changing gear really really slowly

Granny = Really Slow
Shift = Shift
Brian Spilner ( the white dude ) from fast n furious in his first race
GrannyShift by TiggerBoy November 19, 2003

Grannyish 

When someone, something, or anything can be defined as either good or bad depending on what situation.

although you can say 'grannyish' you could say grannyish by putting good or bad in front of 'grannyish' so it's either the 'good-grannyish' or the 'bad-grannyish'
Saul - just won this match of Rainbow Six Siege Howard- Ah that's very grannyish :)
Another example Saul- My brother Chuck just got killed in a fire Gus- That's so grannyish :(

grannyshagger 

a person who prefers the sexual company of the elderly or those of the same sex.
Quentin: Jon seems to be getting onn very well with your nan.
Jeeves: They've been at it for 3 days now. He's a right grannyshagger.
grannyshagger by narch12 December 7, 2006

Grannyish 

Grannyish can either mean good or bad depending on the situation.
That was very Grannyish

abandonware 

n. software that is no longer sold or supported by the original publisher / developer, often found as free downloads on the internet because it cannot be obtained elsewhere. Not legal, but often seen as morally acceptable because the company that made it is no longer selling the title, nor releasing it as freeware, therefore abandonware is "keeping the game alive", so to speak.
Doom II is not abandonware because id still sells it, while The Incredible Machine is not sold, therefore is abandonware.
abandonware by Spoom October 24, 2003
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Foot prisons 

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.
The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!
Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022
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