grandpaidis

Feeling pain in joints, back, bones, muscles in ages below 30. Feeling like napping midday and having to wear a diaper

Damn my knee is killing me must be that grandpaidis i diagnosed myself with

by Grandpaidis March 3, 2021

Grandmaitis

Grandmaitis can be defined as the symptomatic physical response to going to grandma's and getting fed too much. The bloated stomach, burping, groaning and undoing of pants (not to be confused with Turkey-Coma)

Oh man! I went over and she fed me five meals in one day! :-p Oh man! I have Grandmaitis and can't breathe! If I eat anything else I'm going to barf!

by ObsoleteSadness December 3, 2010

Grandpairing

Driving or walking or performing anything physical very slowly like a Grandpa/ma.

Hey Steward. Why are you Grandpairing. You drive like a pair of Grandparents. You drive so slow! "Put your foot on the pedal Merrell!"

by Hey y'all! March 12, 2018